Dialectic

Scene: this morning. My bathroom.

Analog scale: 180.
Me: No! That's great! Really?
Analog: Just kidding. 183.
Me: Are you sure?
Analog: 182 and a half.
Me: Are you really sure?
Analog: 182 and a half.
Digital scale: 186.8.
Me: But you said that yesterday, after lunch when the other scale said I was 186...
Digital scale: 186.8. If you step on me again, I will read 188.2.
Analog scale: 184.
Me: What happened to 180?
Analog scale: 183. Get off me. Get a life.
Me: Sigh.

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